oFFICIAL WEBSITE OF AUTHOR BRICE PATRICK GORMAN
July 31, 2026
Hurray!
Thrilled to announce soon
I will be publishing the first few books in
my young adult, humorous diary series about
a goofy kid. The books are for kids
aged 8 to 12, but even adults who are
kids at heart might enjoy them. Please
visit this website again in late
August 2026 for the latest news regarding
the publication date.
July 31, 2026
Also, yep some friends and
relatives have asked for my funny
celebrity sighting stories from my
trip to glamorous Los Angeles. Will
try to tell my stories in mid August 2026.
So visit this site again in a
few weeks.
Spoiler alert: The stories aren't
that interesting. Sorry!
But, yes, I did see a lot of
famous and a few super famous
people. LA in many ways
is a magical place. People
were so nice to me during my
visit to California.
Thanks LA
August 1, 2025
Back from my extended, awesome vacation in
Los Angeles (actually I returned back to
Florida in June 2024 but -- lazy me -- just been too
busy to update the website) and I must say I miss
that town. Ahhh . . . city. Ahhh . . . huge
city! People were super nice to me and
I was impressed with the area. In many
ways the city was like any other huge
city, but in other ways it was a magical
place. And people were so polite I didn't
hear one horn honk in all my time in
LA. Nice people. When I returned home to Florida
the number one question friends and family
asked was . . . drum roll, please . . . did you
see any movie stars or celebrities or
rock stars? And the answer is a solid
HECK YEAH!!!!
Busy now. In about one week I will tell
my celebrity sighting stories. Whether
anyone will care to read them I
don't know, but it won't be the
first time I am talking to the wind.
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I wrote a doll parody. It’s a screenplay.
B r i t t a
It's a parody about a living doll who comes
to the LA valley. Humorous flashbacks.
Goofy dialogue. Feet in trouble! Quirky songs.
Want to read a writing sample
of the screenplay? I've posted a
sample. To read just
click here
I will try to advertise and, hopefully, sell a screenplay on the side of my car.
Odds of success? I estimate 2%.
Oh, well, my trip to Saint-Tropez
will have to wait.
Author of the novels
april curran meets the vampire of crimson cove high school
april curran storms vampire camp
my next book will be
published with amazon and it is a memoir. the title of the
memoir is
GEE, MISTER G
Publication of the memoir is scheduled for the
middle of January 2020.
Other books are scheduled for publication with Amazon
in the spring of 2020. Visit the blog/latest news page
to read the latest news.
read all about me, if
you so desire, on
the faq pages.
the latest news
can be found on the
blog / latest news page
books are
great holiday
and birthday gifts!
(hint hint)
life's too short
relax and read a book
shameless self promotional
plug #1
below are a few sample lines of
dialogue from my first vampire
novel titled april curran meets
the vampire of crimson
cove high school
"That's not a bald spot," Lucian said, "it's just an area of hair taking a vacation."
Mrs. Alupi: "Fingerprints on my spotless ceiling. That's why maids who are mere
mortals won't take day work in this town. It's not the teeth to the neck. It's stuff like fingerprints on the ceiling. Cleaning out the bed bugs in the coffins. Getting wrinkles out of the capes."
"You bit into that like a beast," Lucian said. "Like a growling beast."
"Goodnight Miss Thackroy," Aunt Edna said. "Go tend to your killer bee collection."
"Chupacabra gonna get ya," Fletch yelled.
April: "Facial wrinkles say mid fifties no matter how much pancake makeup
she slathers."
end of dialogue samples
fan mail is
cool, especially
in winter
Bricepatrickgorman@yahoo.com
respect for teachers
teachers on a daily basis
handle a difficult
occupation with respect
and dignity. truly.
teachers make america's
tomorrow better.
respect!
my motto?
read quite often.
dream really big!
J'adore la cuisine Française.
Olá a todos os leitores em
Portugal e no Brasil.
Dia dhuit dóibh siúd atá ina gcónaí in Éirinn.
Shameless self promotional plug #2
Hey, I also write screenplays. Go to the
writing samples link above to find the
page with my screenplay sample.
Any producers out there searching
for a low budget screenplay with quirky
characters and off-the-wall dialogue?
