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oFFICIAL WEBSITE OF AUTHOR BRICE PATRICK GORMAN
my latest book, a humorous memoir about my experiences working for
thirteen years as a substitute school teacher, has been published
with amazon in january 2020.
the book's title is
gee, mister g
F.A.Q. Page 4
Frequently asked questions
How many miles is it from the earth to the moon?
My answer? How many feet is it from my room to the medicine cabinet? I'm getting a headache.
Where is the aspirin? Too many foolish questions. And, please, no questions about moon rocks.
What makes you smile?
I'm not difficult. A bowl of chocolate pudding can accomplish the mission. Sometimes, a funny drawing
or silly photo can send me on the road to a smile. Examples below. How can one not at least grin when
scrolling down and seeing . . . well, scroll down . . . and see for yourself.
P.S. My fav is the flying chicken!
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