oFFICIAL WEBSITE OF AUTHOR BRICE PATRICK GORMAN
August 1, 2025
Back from my extended, awesome vacation in
Los Angeles (actually I returned back to
Florida in June 2024 but -- lazy me -- just been too
busy to update the website) and I must say I miss
that town. Ahhh . . . city. Ahhh . . . huge
city! People were super nice to me and
I was impressed with the area. In many
ways the city was like any other huge
city, but in other ways it was a magical
place. And people were so polite I didn't
hear one horn honk in all my time in
LA. Nice people. When I returned home to Florida
the number one question friends and family
asked was . . . drum roll, please . . . did you
see any movie stars or celebrities or
rock stars? And the answer is a solid
HECK YEAH!!!!
Busy now. In about one week I will tell
my celebrity sighting stories. Whether
anyone will care to read them I
don't know, but it won't be the
first time I am talking to the wind.
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I wrote a doll parody. It’s a screenplay.
B r i t t a
It's a parody about a living doll who comes
to the LA valley. Humorous flashbacks.
Goofy dialogue. Feet in trouble! Quirky songs.
Want to read a writing sample
of the screenplay? I've posted a
sample. To read just
click here
I will try to advertise and, hopefully, sell a screenplay on the side of my car.
Odds of success? I estimate 2%.
Oh, well, my trip to Saint-Tropez
will have to wait.
F.A.Q. Page 4
Frequently asked questions
and answers
How many miles is it from the earth to the moon?
My answer? How many feet is it from my room to the medicine cabinet? I'm getting a headache.
Where is the aspirin? Too many foolish questions. And, please, no questions about moon rocks.
What makes you smile?
I'm not difficult. A bowl of chocolate pudding can accomplish the mission. Sometimes, a funny drawing
or silly photo can send me on the road to a smile. Examples below. How can one not at least grin when
scrolling down and seeing . . . well, scroll down . . . and see for yourself.
P.S. My fav is the flying chicken!
