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oFFICIAL WEBSITE OF AUTHOR BRICE PATRICK GORMAN

my latest book, a humorous memoir about my experiences working for
thirteen years as a substitute school teacher, has been published
with amazon in january 2020.
the book's title is
gee, mister g

F.A.Q. Page 4
Frequently asked questions
and answers
How many miles is it from the earth to the moon?
My answer? How many feet is it from my room to the medicine cabinet? I'm getting a headache.
Where is the aspirin? Too many foolish questions. And, please, no questions about moon rocks.
What makes you smile?
I'm not difficult. A bowl of chocolate pudding can accomplish the mission. Sometimes, a funny drawing
or silly photo can send me on the road to a smile. Examples below. How can one not at least grin when
scrolling down and seeing . . . well, scroll down . . . and see for yourself.
P.S. My fav is the flying chicken!






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