Not that I get lost in the fog of great library literature often . . . but if I do . . .
I'd head towards the Stephen King books. I know King's books will
enlighten . . . and scare the . . . . Oh, never mind.
I wrote a doll parody. It’s a screenplay.
I will try to advertise and, hopefully, sell a screenplay on the side of my car.
Odds of success? I estimate 2%.
Oh, well, my trip to Saint-Tropez
will have to wait.
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